We took Zorro to the vet today to have a procedure done. Can I tell you how fun it is having a 4 1/2 year old boy? It's barrels of monkeys fun, I tell you!
Here's our conversation this morning:
Me: Zorro is going to the vet today.
Me: To have a procedure done. We'll pick him up tomorrow morning.
Paco: What procedure?
Me: Well.... they are going to remove his testicles.
Paco: What?! Why???
Me: Doing that makes him be a better dog for you. It will keep him from running away and from being agressive - mean.
Paco: oh, okay.
10 minutes pass
Paco: Will they remove my teticles, too?
Paco: Why not? If it makes me want to stay home and be good, why don't they?
Me: Well, they only do this to animals. I guess they haven't decided that it will help you boys out any so they just leave them alone.
Paco: oh okay.